Mat Gilson

The esoteric wisdom that the cabalistic forces of patriarchy and capitalism have been keeping from you is that you can be transgender. The little worms in the dirt spreading their slime around know about being trangender and they think it’s awesome. The slimy little worms that get pulled to the surface during a warm rain told me that the ancient and hermetic secret to spiritual and physical fulfilment is dressing up in your little tranny outfit and going to get a coffee. The worms literally told me that, and they used the word tranny too, but they seemed cool, like, it wasn’t fucked up. The worms are cool because it looks like they should be covered in dirt because of the sticky slime they spit all around them, but actually it keeps them glistening and aerodynamic. Being transgender makes you aerodynamic.